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Subject: Fall into the Well

Dear Polly,

I enjoyed your article, but that is not why I'm writing.

I'm writing about Jerry Falwell's comments concerning the little purple Teletubby who carries a little bag of sorts. As you know, Jerry said that the little fellow was gay. Now I ask you, who looks at a Teletubby and thinks of sex? Those little characters are not even human. Why is Falwell watching Teletubbies? This goddamn guy needs help with his noodle. The motherfucker is not well, in my opinion, and that's the only opinion that counts.

Regards,

Eric Davis
ERICDAVIS1@prodigy.net