MOVIES FOR BITTER WOMEN
For every Mr. Flinchy, there's a bitter woman plotting to kill him ... and vowing never to mention china patterns on the first date again. Or vowing not to mention anything that remotely hints that she remotely cares about anything at all. But after two weeks of dating, the bitter woman's mask comes off! However, by then, Mr. Flinchy is already getting laid and thus, can't unsnag himself from her web! Luke! It's a trap!
Finally, movies for women who delight in such eeeevil.
The story of one self-involved, annoyingly smug jerk and his delusions of grandeur concerning his own importance in the world. There's not much of a plot, but the animation is really pretty, and any bitter woman with a grudge will squeal with glee when the smug fuck is carried away by gigantic man-eating grasshoppers.
ENEMY OF THE LATE
Tired of waiting for hours for her worthless boyfriend to show up for dates, our heroine convinces the FBI that he's been smuggling drugs into the country for years, sending him fleeing frantically from the Feds. While he spends the majority of the movie struggling to prove he's an innocent man, our heroine sits back and watches, bemused, snacking on those little caramel squares.
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