MOVIES FOR MR. FLINCHY!

Are you tired of all those unrealistic romantic comedies, clearly made for women, that feature men searching the world over for true love instead of running away from it, howling and weeping piteously?

Mr. Flinchy, your time has come. Finally, movies made from the commitment-phobe's point of view!



THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIAGE

A zany romp about a girl with great tits and ... other good qualities we can't quite remember. Ben Stiller plays a big dork who couldn't woo a block of cheese in real life but wins over this smoldering princess just by being his drooly self. Naturally, he dumps her after she says the "m" word. As Mr. Flinchy knows all too well, one word breaks the spell!




SHAKESPEARE IN LIKE

A fictional romp through the life of the ultimate smooth guy, Shakespeare. When his belle du jour, Viola, starts pressuring him to tell her how he feels, Shakespeare suffers a writer's block. Finally coming to terms with his like for Viola, Shakespeare delivers a heart-stopping speech on the underwhelming power of like. It's a like story Mr. Flinchys everywhere will treasure for years to come.





 
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