"It's fine to take poor advice from that charlatan Max,
But then why pass it on to that trader at Sachs?"
The Hack had to burp, but after, he proclaimed,
"Reverse psychology, see. That's the name of the game."
"Max said to buy shares of IPIG while low,
And IPIG shot straight up, like, whaddaya know?"
"They shot up, you fuckwad, 'cause you leaked the tip!
And once they hit 50, snapped down like a whip!"
"You knew you would hold them and then you'd abort,
So why'd you pass info to a guy who sells short?"
"He's not short; he's tall - in fact, taller than me!"
(The hack missed the point: He was prone to, you see.)