THE MONICAMETER:
JUST HOW IMMATURE ARE YOU?

Take this quiz and find out!


1. When shots of Monica first appeared on TV, what was your reaction?

a. What big hair she has!
b. What big boobies she has!
c. What a big dork she is!
d. What a big mouth she has!


2. When you found out the Starr report was online, what did you do?

a. Pulled it up and looked for the important parts.
b. Pulled it up and looked for the lurid parts.
b. Publicly decried the invasiveness of it all, then snickered loudly every time I read the word "fellatio."
c. Publicly decried the goofiness of it all, then snickered loudly every time I read the word "handsome."
d. Snickered loudly before I even looked at it. In fact, I've been snickering loudly for months now.


3. Before the Monica situation, did you ever picture the president ...

a. With his pants down?
b. With his penis in someone's mouth?
c. With his penis in someone's mouth while he talked on the telephone?
d. With his penis in someone's mouth while he talked to Newt Gingrich on the telephone?


4. More important, do you find the above question ...

a. Offensive?
b. Stupid?
c. Titillating?
d. Titillating! Hell, I find the word "titillating" titillating!


5. Your summary of the Monica situation:

a. It's fucked up, but entertaining.
b. It's sad, but exciting.
c. It threatens the very fiber of my moral being, but it's hilarious.
d. It's a stupid waste of time, but I like stupid wastes of time.



Answer Key:
Yeah, you're immature. Or you would've stopped reading this a long time ago.


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