NEWS FLASH: POLITICIANS ACROSS THE NATION SPEAK OUT AGAINST LYING, MORAL CORRUPTION!

College Students Speak Out Against Drunken Debauchery!

Actresses March to Protest Self-Involvement, Melodrama!

Depressed People Across the Land Condemn Moodiness, Melancholy!

Prostitutes Nationwide Take Stand Against Illicit Sex!

Humorists Across the Globe Criticize Bandwagon Exploitation, Clichés, Bad Jokes!