S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 23 September 1998. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Filler 9.23.98

NEWS FLASH: POLITICIANS ACROSS THE NATION SPEAK OUT AGAINST LYING, MORAL CORRUPTION!


IN OTHER NEWS ...

College Students Speak Out Against Drunken Debauchery!

Actresses March to Protest Self-Involvement, Melodrama!

Depressed People Across the Land Condemn Moodiness, Melancholy!

Prostitutes Nationwide Take Stand Against Illicit Sex!

Humorists Across the Globe Criticize Bandwagon Exploitation, Clichés, Bad Jokes!


Next ... Measure your immaturity!

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