"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
NEWS FLASH: POLITICIANS ACROSS THE NATION SPEAK OUT AGAINST LYING, MORAL CORRUPTION!
College Students Speak Out Against Drunken Debauchery!
Actresses March to Protest Self-Involvement, Melodrama!
Depressed People Across the Land Condemn Moodiness, Melancholy!
Prostitutes Nationwide Take Stand Against Illicit Sex!
Humorists Across the Globe Criticize Bandwagon Exploitation, Clichés, Bad Jokes!