HAS-BEENS HIT THE ROAD!
As the fickle winds of public interest blow with increasing speed, those in
the spotlight rise and fall from grace faster than you can say Dodi Al
Fayed. But what is to become of the scores of has-beens whose moments in
the public eye have long since passed?
For the answer, look no further than the Three Tenors. Did you really care
what Placido Domingo was up to before he took it on the road? We didn't
LEWINSKY'S THE NUTBUSTER
Monica never once opened her mouth, so to speak. And she still
won't have to, with a whirlwind nationwide ballet tour featuring daring
duets and lurid lullabies inspired by her infamous internship.
THE THREE TONYAS
Remember Tonya Harding, the ice-skating wonder who cried so piteously and
won nothing but the world's contempt in some Winter Olympics not long ago?
While the public silently supported her lead-pipe assault on the chafingly
smug Nancy Kerrigan, she soon learned that one Tonya was not nearly enough
to draw adequate publicity. Never saying never, Tonya cloned herself and
hit the road - modern science meets modern athleticism in an Ice
PETER, PAULA JONES, & MARY
What do a nerdy threesome who sang other people's songs with gruesome
sincerity have to do with the woman whose gruesome sincerity about
Clinton's curving member got her little more than capped teeth and an
updated wardrobe? Nothing - that is, until marketing mastermind Susan
Carpenter McMillan entered the picture. Join up with them on their 10-city
tour, and hear such hits as "Blowin' in the Hilton," "If I Had a Hummer
(The Hummer Song)," and "Puff the Magic Clinton," and "Don't Think Twice,
It Curves Right."