SUCK'S 3RD ANNIVERSARY!

That's right, children. Three full years of low-brow amusement, resentment, and disappointment from your favorite source of fact-free punditry: Suck.com. Grab a glass of cheap champagne and celebrate with us, won't you?

STILL SUCKING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

"'A lot of these Webzines seem to be all punditry and no reporting,' said James Wolcott, a media critic for Vanity Fair magazine. 'I think Salon works because it isn't cutting edge.... The stuff on [webzines] Feed and Suck dates very badly. Suck had an anthology out recently, and it seemed like a bunch of tired rants from the Village Voice circa 1989.'" [LA Times, 6/29/98]