"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
MOVIE REVIEWS AND THEIR SPOILS
Between the increasingly revealing previews and the annoyingly detailed, overly analytical reviews, it's a wonder you can go into any movie these days without knowing exactly how it begins and ends, who gets killed, who screws whom, the ramifications, and so on and so forth.
Speculative Movie Reviews!
That's right - movie reviews by people who've never even seen the movie! Don't let some pointy-nosed intellectual ruin the movie for you - get your information from the people who have as little information as you do!