Date: Thu, 13 Jun 1998 14:23:06 -0500
From: Oscar Wiener <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: ANOTHER INTERNET FIRST!!!
Hello Internet Friend!
My name is Oscar Wiener. In most ways, I'm a typical all-American
12-year-old - Marilyn Manson tats on my chest, luv phat budz, wasted a
couple classmates once with my dad's ArmaLite AR10A4 (RIP, Bryan), etc. etc.
But there's one way I'm way UNLIKE most of my friends who are all bitch
magnets and been responsible already for numerous pregnancies and abortions
- not only have I not yet shot those oysters in Hair Harbor, I am also
in total SELF-CONTROL. Yes it's true. Until recently a follower of Reverend
Oral Peters, I practiced his 21 STEPS TOWARD OVERCOMING MASTURBATION and was
100% successful in efforts to resist that wily chicken hawk SATAN.
But recent events on the Internet have made me have a change of mind.
Namely, the LIVE INTERNET BIRTH, which I found to be a very educational
event. And made me start thinking, "If you can show something really gross
like a screaming slimy baby and all that guk coming out of some big sloppy
crotch, why not show something beautiful like a young 12-year-old boy
jacking off for THE VERY FIRST TIME to a bunch of old copies of JitRag?"
In 18 days, I leave the safety of youth and Oral Peters' lame so-called rock
music - and accept the wonderful, frightening challenges of horny
adolescent male self-abuse. And I'M DOING IT ON THE INTERNET at
WWW.MYFIRSTTIME.COM. So please join me!!! Unless you're some creepy voyyer
who doesn't understand the education value of this event. (Exeption made for
that hot schoolteacher ho who stars on Hard Copy - my ICQ #'s 1454292912 if
you wanna chat.)
Sponsors, advertisers, and media contact me at email@example.com.
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