Law and Order

BA DUM!
Law and Or-her-der,
BA DUM!
Law and Or-her-der-er.

BA DUM!
Law and Or-her-der,
BA DUM!
Law and Or-her-der -er.

The body's discovered,
'Fore they e'en roll the credits.
Whe-ther chain-sawed or burned-up,
Whether shot or beheaded.

Law and Or-her-der
(sing on the off notes)
He'll be tried at the half-hour,
That's when the DA really shows his power!
Don't be surprised by the twists,
Sometimes you know a jaded writer cannot resist.

BA DUM!
Law and Or-her-der,
BA DUM!
Law and Oh-her-der.

Law and Or-her-der ...

(guitar fade)