Jeopardy!

Al Trebek is really smart,
Can't tell him and Einstein apart.
True, one split atoms,
One holds cards.
Trebek's also like Kierkegaard.

Al's my hero,
Al's the best.
I so love his suits,
(They're double-breasted!)
He pronounces,
He proceeds.
Just as if
He knew how to read.

BAD 'STACHE!