She's turned conflict avoidance into a religion. There's no hurt she'll try to soothe or mend. Because, by averting confrontation, she can gripe about you to others forever and ever. Seething without end, Amen!
THE AMAZING SQUIRREL BOY!
Flinchy and flaky, but with a superhuman ability to chase down those he perceives as "cool." If you're friendly to him, he'll assume you're a loser and scurry off! If you're mean to him, he'll think you rule! He'll scamper over and make nicey-nice! Take our advice: don't trust that nice!
He'll agree and agree and agree, and you'll keep talking - information is free! But when you ask him to take a stand, he'll say he can't - he's Yes Man!
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