THE BLAMER!

She seems like a reasonable woman, until it comes time to hand out the blame. She can present her subjective experience as objective fact! No one can cut a person less slack! She can leap a rational argument in a single bound! And no one dares tell her her logic's unsound - or they'll get blamed just for being around!

WONDER WOMAN!

Meet the woman who has more regrets than a barrel full of former alcoholics! You can try to sympathize or advise or wax wise, but she only wants to trace the steps that lead to her demise! Don't let her endlessly confide, or you'll end up feeling just as empty and dissatisfied!

WHATEVERMAN!

He can brush off 10-year friendships in 10 seconds flat! It doesn't matter what you're mad about - he'll just tell you to "chill out"!