A PRAYER FOR OWEN THOMAS
Subject: You Ungrateful Bitch
Not a single mention? Not one kind word in your History of Filler?
You've crushed my ego. I'm way hating you, even more than I did when I was your piss boy, fetching lattés and reading the magazines you were too lazy to read.
You'd better damn-well publish this letter. Or I'll really be hurt.
I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to blatantly rip you off by not including you in my History of Filler! You'd think I could be kind enough to do something nice for you for once in my life!
Our True Story Begins in the Spring of 1996....
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