Subject: You Ungrateful Bitch

Not a single mention? Not one kind word in your History of Filler?

You've crushed my ego. I'm way hating you, even more than I did when I was your piss boy, fetching lattés and reading the magazines you were too lazy to read.

You'd better damn-well publish this letter. Or I'll really be hurt.

Owen Thomas

Dear Owen,

I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to blatantly rip you off by not including you in my History of Filler! You'd think I could be kind enough to do something nice for you for once in my life!


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