"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
Hey, you seem to forget, one doesn't need to be rich to be pretentious. All of my friends and I are pretentious as all git-out, and I doubt any of us pulled in 25 Gs last year.
I guess because you and all your little cohorts realized there was money in that whole Web thing while you were pursuing your liberal-arts majors, you just didn't realize that there are bunches of your kind who wound up getting restaurant/office jobs.
We're probably even more pretentious because we tell you what we do for a living, then immediately drive home the point that Really, We're Artists.
one to grow on,