SELF-CONSCIOUS PRETENSION
Acknowledge your prentiousness and you'll seem reasonable - humble, even!



Self-Promotion May Seem Cheesy, But You Need It If You're Going To Make It In This Business

Publicity Stills May Seem Cheesy, But You Need Them If You're Going to Make It In This Business

Cell Phones Are Cheesy, But It's So Convenient And You Got a Great Rate On It. Plus, You Need One If You're Going To Make It In This Business

This Store Is So Overpriced But You Love The Clothes, And Frankly, You Don't Have Time To Bargain-Shop Anymore

Your Therapist Is So Expensive, But She's Totally Worth It, And What's More Important Than Therapy?

You Once Hated Sport Utility Vehicles, But That Pathfinder Was The Smartest Purchase You Ever Made - You Do Everything With It!

Sure, It's A Little Indulgent, But Hey, You Deserve It!

You Grew Up Poor, So It's Okay!

You Deserve It!

You Really Do.


 
 
 
 
 
 
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