The Perfect Friend Is ...

  • Dependable, but not dependent.
  • Caring, but not jealous or possessive.
  • Entertaining, but not some kind of fucking comedian.
  • A good listener, but not a mute.
  • Non-confrontational, but not passive-aggressive.
  • Fun, but not a drunk, especially not a mean drunk.
  • Optimistic, but not unquestioning.
  • Analytical, but not some kind of fucking therapist.
  • Tolerant of the fact that I don't fit any of these criteria.

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