THE PERFECT FRIEND
The Perfect Friend Is ...
- Dependable, but not dependent.
- Caring, but not jealous or possessive.
- Entertaining, but not some kind of fucking comedian.
- A good listener, but not a mute.
- Non-confrontational, but not passive-aggressive.
- Fun, but not a drunk, especially not a mean drunk.
- Optimistic, but not unquestioning.
- Analytical, but not some kind of fucking therapist.
- Tolerant of the fact that I don't fit any of these criteria.
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