Your hate mail means our egos are cruisin' for a bruisin'! Read this and imagine us weeping.

Filler this week was the lamest bunch of warmed-over spam I've ever seen. Dating? Words for men and women to avoid? Third-rate stand-up material. I had come to expect so much more.

Jeremiah "Pap" Wotan
<wotan@dancingbaby.com>

I never understand any of your cartoons. Why don't you explain more? Use footnotes, callouts, anything ... I'm utterly mystified.

Slim Jim
<slim@cachemag.com>

Next ... The nightmare gets even more nightmarish.