What's a questionable career move without a lower primate by your side? And we're not just talking about appearing in a Stallone picture, we mean real Chimpus genus. Whether Jason Alexander in Dunston Checks In, Matt LeBlanc in Ed, or even stoic success Clint Eastwood in '70s romps Every Which Way But Loose and the 1980 Any Which Way You Can, enjoy these hairy beasts that say nothing more - or less - than "Help! My career's in trouble and my agent is an asshole!" $50,000 per beast. (Stallone priced-to-move if parties interested.)

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