He works out. She works out. End of story.

LADY NEUROTICA + MR. SLACKASS

She likes being bossy, and he needs a boss. He craves structure, and she's practically a walking institution. Sure, they'll fight a lot at first, but in the long run, this is a match made in heaven. Or hell, depending on your perspective.

THE PROFESSIONAL + FRAT BOY

She knows that in today's rapidly shifting marketplace for men, originality and sensitivity are highly overvalued. Besides, she's only got 7:00 to 9:00 on Tuesday and Saturday nights free for intimacy with the opposite sex.

MEDIA MONSTER + THE MEDIA

He wouldn't have it any other way.

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