THE COUPLES

These two seem terrible for each other, don't they? But somehow they always end up together. The more she sighs, the more he flinches, and yet they can't seem to pry themselves apart. The truth is, in some sick, twisted, horrifying way, they enjoy torturing each other. Kinky, huh? Just don't invite them to dinner - or anywhere else.



MS. DEPRESSED + MR. FLINCHY

 



MR. FUCKING COOL + FASHION VICTIM

This one's almost too easy. She likes clothes, he likes to pose. Just watch out when one or the other starts doing something or someone that the other considers "uncool."

 



THE GRIPER + THE SNAKE/CHARMER

She can see right through almost anyone - except, curiously, he who should be the most transparent of them all. Her Achilles' heel is this sneaking suspicion that her life is charmed, and that The Snake/Charmer is actually Prince Charming. Meanwhile, he likes her cynical attitude and feels comfortable lying - he assumes she can see right through him, so lying is just like being honest!

 



THE ACTRESS + MOCK-ROCK STAR

You've seen this match before, and there's a reason for it. He likes girls who act like he's a sexy rock star, she likes acting.

 

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