SIX DEGREES OF MONICA >Subject: 6 Degrees... >Date: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 11:06:11 -0500 >From: "Anthony" >To: sucksters@suck.com > > >You may have seen this or heard about it, but now you're a part of it! >Rock! >Even cooler than the message itself are some of the people who passed >it >around. Those wacky interns sure are busy inside the Beltway! > > >From: "Erich" >Date: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 09:40:21 -0500 >Subject: 6 Degrees... > > >Alright, this is sort of stupid, but scroll all the way down and see who's >name appears at the bottom. Than if you have time read what some of the >other people wrote. There are a few mildly amusing things in here. > >E > > > > >I guess now I'm really a Washington insider. Check this out! >___________________________________________________________________________ >___ >Subject: FW: Check out the name at the very bottom! >From: "Mike" >Date: 2/5/98 10:31 AM > >It truly is a small world.....look at the sender of the message at the >bottom..... >Mike . > >>THE ORIGINAL JOKE IS NOW GONE, BUT LOOKY WHO'S E-MAIL ADDRESS WE ALL HAVE >>NOW... >> >> >> >>look at the Cc: at the bottom of this forwarded e-mail...six degrees of >>Monica! >> >>______________________________ Forward Header >>__________________________________ >>Subject: Fwd: FW: Just check out the name at the very bottom! >>Author: "Will " >>Date: 2/4/1998 3:11 PM >> >> >>you guys aren't going to believe this. Look at the very bottom. This is >>such a small town . . . >> >>---------- >>From: Tiffany >>Sent: Wednesday, February 04, 1998 4:52 PM >>To: Silvia >>Subject: Just check out the name at the very bottom! >> >> >>y'all may have already seen this, but the joke is lame... the i mportant >>part is check out the last sender. >>tiffany >>---------------------- Forwarded by Tiffany 02/04/98 >>03:55 PM --------------------------- >> >> >>Kate >>02/04/98 03:50 PM >> >>To: PCU97 >>cc: >>Subject: Just check out the name at the very bottom! >> >>{Not sure what the attached documents on the bottom are supposed to be but >>the one of the recipients is pretty interesting!} >>>This comes from friends in D.C. The actual joke is lame; it's been >>>forwarded >>>around the internet a ton of times, but check out the person on 11/18 >>>who >>>received it is kinda bizarre...NOW WE HAVE HER EMAIL ADDRESS!!!! >>>_________________________________________________________________________ >_ >>___ >>>__ >>>Subject: Fwd[2]: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes >>>(fwd >>>From: Stuart >>> >>>Date: 2/4/98 10:54 AM >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>I have no idea whether the attachment is funny but . . . >>> >>> >>>Check out the person who forwarded this on November 18 (about 7 >>>down) >>>_________________________________________________________________________ >_ >>_ >>>___ >>>Subject: Fwd[2]: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes >>>(fwd >>>From: Dave >>>Date: 2-4-98 8:50 AM >>>scroll down! >>>____________________Forward Header_____________________ >>>Subject: Fwd: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes >>>(fwd)]] >>>Author: John >>>Date: 1/30/98 6:05 PM >>>Hey everyone, >>>I just got this from a friend in D.C. >>>the content itself is mildly entertaining, but check out who forwarded it >>>on >>>November 18, 1997. >>>--------------------- >>>Forwarded message: >>>From: Chad >>>Date: 98-01-30 17:26:34 EST >>> Check out the person this message was forwarded to, about four >>>down or >>> so. The message is lame but, hey it's amazing what a little >"sucking" >>> up will do huh? >>>______________________________ Forward Header >>>__________________________________ >>>Subject: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >>>Author: "Julian" >>>Date: 1/30/98 3:25 PM >>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Okay, this e-mail in and of itself isn't very funny. However, take a >>>> look >>>> at the sender three forwards down! >>>> >>>> ---------------------- Forwarded by Jeff >>>> >>>> (Embedded >>>> image moved Bryce >>>> to file: 01/29/98 05:23 PM >>>> PIC30009.PCX) >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Extension: >>>> >>>> To: anna >>>> Subject: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Add this address to your phone book. >>>> ---------- >>>> From: Jennifer >>>> Sent: Thursday, January 29, 1998 10:10 AM >>>> To: Alison ; Allyson; Bryce ; Conchita; Dana >>>> dad; jamie; jen ; Maura; mike; Roxanne; Sheryl >>>> Subject: FW: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >>>> look and see who this message is from. she is a friend of a friend. >>>> can >>>> you belive it. >>>> ---------- >>>> From: Lewinsky, Monica, , >>>> Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 1997 10:12 AM >>>> To: Josh Gross >>>> Subject: RE: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >>>> >>>> That's hilarious. >>>> How are you Josh? What's going on in your life? >>>> Monica >>>> ---------- >>>> From: Josh Gross >>>> To: Michelle >>>> Cc: Lewinsky; Monica >>> _____________________________ Forward Header __________________________________ >Subject: Resume mistakes from Monica (fwd) -Forwarded >Author: Patricia >Date: 2/5/98 10:53 AM > > >OK, now we are all part of the great Internet connection to this country's >newest, lamest celebrities. . . . > ; Thu, 5 Feb 98 08:07:35 PST >Date: Thu, 05 Feb 1998 08:05:03 -0800 >From: SCOTT >To: ramon >Subject: Resume mistakes from Monica (fwd) >Mime-Version: 1.0 >Content-Type: text/plain >Content-Disposition: inline > > >Not a very funny message, but look who forwarded it back in November. > >JC > >---------- Forwarded message -------- > >> From: Lewinsky, Monica, , >> Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 1997 10:12 AM >> To: Josh Gross >> Subject: RE: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >> >> That's hilarious. >> How are you Josh? What's going on in your life? >> Monica >> >> >> ---------- >> From: Josh Gross >> To: Michelle >> Cc: Lewinsky; Monica >> Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: AXE: Resume Mistakes (fwd)]] >> Date: Monday, November 17, 1997 6:04PM >> Wed, 12 Nov 1997 06:24:09 -0800 (PST) > >> Forwarded message: >> From: Bill >> To: Beth >> Date: 97-11-07 02:47:48 EST >> I think I've worked with these people! >> ---------- Forwarded message ---------- >> Date: Thu, 06 Nov 1997 20:17:44 GMT >> From: Axe >> Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.jokes.pentium, aus.jokes >> Subject: AXE: Resume Mistakes >> >> How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some >> real-life >> examples: >> *"My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my >> ability >> to complete projects on time is unspeakable." >> *"Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, >> curses >> in accounting." >> *"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain >> store." >> * "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet." >> * "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." >> * "I am a rabid typist." >> *"Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and >> selling a >> gourmet pig mail order service on the side." >> * "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not >> appropriate for business." >> * "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." >> * "Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far." >> *"I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and >> absolutely no one." >> *"References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me." >> *"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." >> * "Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they >> were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers." >> * "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training >> in >> meteroology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage." >> * "I procrastinate-especially when the task is unpleasant." >> * "I am loyal to my employer at all costs ..Please feel free to >> resond >> to my resume on my office voicemanil." >> * "Qualifications: No education or experience." >> * "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." >> * "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." >> * "Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!" >> * Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from >> you >> shorty!" >>