So, you've taken the quiz and it left you with the realization that you're
not special at all. You're feeling pretty worthless, right? Well, don't
panic! Realizing you're in no way special is the first step toward being
special. All it takes is choosing something arbitrary to hang your
AND YOU'RE IN LUCK! In America today, you can choose from a long list of
external things: interests, possessions, tastes, or even failures, to help
form your identity. And the best part is, most of these arbitrary signifiers
have nothing to do with your personal talents or lack thereof!
Some Obvious Examples:
ability to brew beer at home
bad taste in men
extensive Star Wars collections
weakness for chocolate cheesecake
scorn for authority
Next ... Meet the Specialists!