Feeling Not-So-Special?

So, you've taken the quiz and it left you with the realization that you're not special at all. You're feeling pretty worthless, right? Well, don't panic! Realizing you're in no way special is the first step toward being special. All it takes is choosing something arbitrary to hang your specialness on! AND YOU'RE IN LUCK! In America today, you can choose from a long list of external things: interests, possessions, tastes, or even failures, to help form your identity. And the best part is, most of these arbitrary signifiers have nothing to do with your personal talents or lack thereof!

tattoos
ability to brew beer at home
bad taste in men
extensive Star Wars collections
bold shoes
weakness for chocolate cheesecake
scorn for authority
psoriasis