"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
THERE IS NO BLOODY RESOLUTION
It's that time of year again! You've done your laundry, paid your credit card minimum, maybe you've even finished off those sugar cookies once and for all. Your post-holiday depression has subsided but there's something else ... a feeling that's rather unfamiliar to a slack, stick-in-the-mud, unmotivated, unambitious lump like yourself. A feeling you haven't felt since ... exactly a year ago! That's right ... once again it's time for ...