ARE YOU GETTING OLD?

More tell-tale signs!

High-maintenance houseplants suddenly appeal to you.

 

You're starting to read the travel section of the local newspaper.

 

You're convinced that kids today are even stupider and lazier than you were.

 

It makes you blush to say, "I read it in Suck."

(Bonus: It doesn't make you blush to use the term "Honey" in reference to your significant other.)

 

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