S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 3 December 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Watch for these tell-tale signs!

 

You just bought coasters.

 

Oprah's special show on parenting leaves you weeping inconsolably.

 

Barking dogs suddenly annoy you.

 

You're humorless before you've had coffee.

 

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