Article One: "Meditations on the Singular Beauty of Christy Turlington," by Adrienne Miller

Christy Turlington: "I feel like I'm behind. I'm 28, and I'm just in school now."

Esquire: "She doesn't have a lot of time. Christy Turlington is in a hurry. Everybody dies, Christy Turlington included."

Intended lesson: Christy is a deep thinker who contemplates her own mortality.

How many floors are in Christy Turlington's townhouse?