S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 12 November 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Filler: 11.12.97
 

GAMES FOR WELL-EDUCATED IDIOTS!

Well-read, but you can't recall a thing? Well-educated, but no one would ever know it? A world of fun awaits you!

Guessing at History!

You don't know names, or dates, or even general time periods, really - but you do have some vague recollection of certain wars, certain events. The rest is anybody's guess - and guess they will!

 

Guessing at Science!

This game has limitless potential, particularly if you opted out of that Natural Science requirement in college. Bonus points go to those who can deduce evolutionary trends through casual observation!

 

Guessing at French!

You're in gay Par-eee, what a blast! Time to dredge up some half-baked languages from deep in your so-called educated past! This and that and blah-blah-blah, when in doubt, just say, "Ahhhh!"

 

Guessing at Psychology!

Since only crazy people with very few other interests major in Psych, this game has the counterintuitive bonus of alerting you to the Truly Fucked in the group.

 

Guessing at Art!

A game for the true poser in all of us! First you wear something nice and go to the museum, then you speak in hushed tones about what you don't remember from those art history classes you took way-back-when.

 

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