S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 24 September 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Filler: 09.24.97
 

DO YOU WANT TO BE FILTHY RICH?

Trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to sacrifice everything in pursuit of a load of cash? Study this important analysis, pronto.

 

So you'll be bored, suspicious, self-aggrandizing, lonely, and your kids will be spoiled assholes. You'll be filled with self-loathing and die lonely, save for the companionship of Anna Nicole Smith.

Thus, the real question you should ask yourself is not whether or not you would enjoy filthy lucre, but simply: "Would I like to spend my dying days with Anna Nicole Smith?" If the answer is yes, then go for the money!

 
 

Next ... The poor are thriving.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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