BEWARE EL NIÑO!
Not Just for Weather Anymore!
Of course you've heard reports of dramatic and terrifying changes
in regular weather patterns, all brought on by the wild and
woolly El Niño.
Now, top scientists reveal startling new facts about other
potential effects of these ominous ocean-current shifts.
Other El Niño Side Effects:
- Roaches of the world unite, pose major threat to humankind!
- Women nationwide wake up in late September feeling "not so
- Spineless boyfriends of pushy, overpowering women speak out and
refuse to "take any more shit"!
- Very small dogs particularly irritable during winter months!
- Dedicated vegans suddenly slap bumper-stickers on their cars
that say: "If animals aren't for eating, why are they made of
- Spice Girls become sluggish, despondent, turn to drugs for
- Extra-large tubs of margarine more difficult to open!
- Slow-moving English dramas replace action-thrillers at the top
of the box-office charts!
- Teenagers nationwide sculpt likenesses of Fabio in their mashed
Next ... El Niño or ELO?