RESPECTABLE WEBZINES AND OTHER OXYMORONS
How do you determine what online publications are worth writing for? It's very simple! Find out how much they pay.
If you have standards beyond that, you might consider giving up professional writing and seeking work in a less compromising field, like, say, escort services or the government.
But if you do have some unhealthy fixation on dignity, you might limit your efforts to those webzines (that no one reads) that are most often mentioned in cybercolumns (that no one reads). Suck's crack research team has prepared the following writer's guide to such "respectable" online magazines. Consult it before preparing a query letter, dashing off an unsolicited manuscript, or fabricating a résumé.
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