NOTHING'S SHOCKING

Dear Polly:

Picking on pretty easy targets today, aren't we? What's next? Shocking quotes from lying lawyers? Self-serving comments from politicians? Excessive hipness from new-media writers? I, for one, am shocked. SHOCKED.

Alan Kornheiser

Thanks for the column suggestions!

Polly

Next week, in Filler...

SHOCKING QUOTES FROM LYING LAWYERS!

SELF-SERVING POLITICIANS!

EXCESSIVELY HIP NEW MEDIA WRITERS!