CAUTION: LAUGH RIOT AHEAD!

R. U. Sirius on his revolting life after Mondo 2000: "Manson is on our first cover.... I appreciate Charlie in an abstract sort of way for the conscious style with which he plays a pariah. However, I do not approve of the slaughter of actors and actresses ... with the possible exception of the cast of Friends. [Revolting press release, 8/5/97]

SERIOUS vs. REVOLTING