THE SELF-HELP BACKLASH IS HERE!

In the form of books and tapes, videos and weekend seminars, designed to encourage dysfunctional behavior! Read them and weep!

[fat woman munching on a cupcake]

Includes 250 Heart-Choking Recipes!

  • Diets That Never Seem to End
  • How to Avoid Even the Slightest Exercise
  • Encouraging Cellulite - The Natural Way!
  • Curly Fries - The Wonder Food

"Dr. Sluggish has done it again! I've gained 30 pounds,
and I feel like I'm starving!" - Minnie Rawlins