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Tomorrowland's Parties
There was a hidden poignancy in Toy Story's Spaceman-vs.-Cowboy theme. While NASA debates manned missions to Mars, Frontierland thrives - and Disneyland's Mission to Mars attraction sits idle, shut six years earlier. The ride's original destination, the moon, was upgraded to Mars in 1975, but it couldn't survive the flow of history. Disney-watchers say it will reopen in 1998 as Pizza Planet. Those who watch the imagineered park catch reflections of a changing society. While the Carpenters serenaded park visitors in the '70s, mouseketeer Doreen Tracy posed nude for Gallery magazine. Postmodernist cynicism progressed, and by 1984 Kenneth Anger was ready to point out that the boy who gave Peter Pan his voice overdosed on heroin and was buried in an unmarked grave. Today, Baptist boycotters find themselves on the wrong side of change - political winds have already taken their toll on the Indian Village, the Pirates
of the Caribbean Clown Posse Times change. Though the park's original Mars vision became a real space ghost, it would probably be no less bewildering to Walt than the Cartoon Network's talk show. As the thawed visionary wandered our Beavis and Butt-Head Do America world, what would he make of, say, the suburban apocalypse of Heaven's Gate? ("This is tomorrowland?") America sings, but the tune is different - and Disneyana forms a handy gauge to measure the progression. Granted, visions of the future will always look different when you get there - whether it's 1984, 2001, or Space: 1999. The cold war was NASA's raison d'être ("Whatever mankind will undertake, free men must fully share.") - and Walt's technology-oriented boosterism was a Cold War relic in more ways than one. During World War II, 94 percent of the company's footage was made for the Department of Defense. And Walt himself was caught in history's tides, mingling with Mussolini, quartering US anti-aircraft troops through the duration of World War II, and testifying before the House Un-American Activities Commission against union organizers. The Eisenhower-era park represented a kind of technological Manifest Destiny. While Moscow hosted Nixon's Kitchen Debate with Khrushchev, Disney delivered the first functioning urban
monorail In the '90s, it plays host to Weird Ferd's Monorail Girl, and pitiless zines count the park's fatalities. The signs were on the wall in the '80s, when a recalcitrant drug-using teenager in "Cartoon All-Stars to the
Rescue to mind his own business." Now CD-ROM artists promulgate a more postmodern vision - an amusement park where all the visitors die of plague. Maybe Disney's spurt of optimism was the aberration. In the 19th-century book version of Peter Pan, Tinker Bell dies, and in Carlos Colidi's original book, a conscience-less Pinocchio kills that pesky cricket. Today's animators may have inherited Walt's sugar-eyed optimism - Disney's Hercules ends before the Greek demigod murders his wife in a fit of insane jealousy, and FOX's animators no doubt have a happy ending lined up for Anastasia. ("Share the fun" goes the trailer....) But there's no sugarcoating in the boardroom. Untouched by sentiment, Disney's merry profiteers leverage the dead animator's name, not just with stores and cable channels, but online services, planned
communities Forget monorails - the money's in cruise ships. Disney isn't the only visionary who missed the boats. Ponder the cashless society Gene Roddenberry envisioned as you exit the Deep Space Nine promenade at the Las Vegas Hilton. Seeing the online revolution as a new opportunity for Mickey Mouse merchandising, resilient Disney capitalists now offer a line of T-shirts with the rodent's email address. Fantasy stops there - mail sent to m.mouse@disney.com is answered by guest_mail @ccmsmtp4.online.disney.com - animatronic killjoys who announce that "Mickey Mouse and all of his Disney friends live in Toon Town and do not have email addresses.... The shirt that you saw was for fashion purposes only." Electronic carpetbaggers notwithstanding, marketing sprees are part of a movement forward - a sign of the Disney Corporation's relentless evolution into the all-too-real cutthroat 1990s. And ultimately that's a good thing. No one wants to turn the clock back to the days when the black
centaurette horses's shoes in Fantasia. Dumbo's circus-clown tormentors were said to be caricatures of union organizers, his crow friend was named Jim, and the slaves in Song of the South were all happy. Things change - and it's revealing to see who the e-ticket of history leaves behind. After less than six months, Disneyland closed their "Toy Story Funhouse and Hamm's All-Doll Revue." And in an unnoticed corner of the park, the control room for "Mission to Mars" has fallen into disrepair - mysteriously targeted by courtesy of Destiny |
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