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for 16 July 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 

Filler: 07.16.97
 

THE MOTHER WHITE MEAT

A Mother's Guide to Gangsta Speak!

WARNING: The following material pokes fun at white kids under 16 who want to be gangstas and their hapless lily-white parents. If that offends you, avert your eyes.

Let me guess: You're white as the driven snow, and yet you woke up one morning and you couldn't understand a word your little homeboy was saying? Don't sweat it, G! Even though your kid may utter many of these incomprehensible phrases with seeming scorn, you'd be surprised at how harmless and well-meaning they are!

 

And there's more good news! Contrary to popular belief, most young gangstas are much less concerned with drugs and crime than they are interested in both health issues and the joys of mastering the art of culinary delights!

 
 

Next... Practicing Gansta Speak

 
 
 

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