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MARRIED WITH DEPENDENTS
This zany new sitcom features an illegal immigrant who marries a panhandling American bag lady just to avoid deportation. Hijinx ensue when the couple starts pumping out a steady stream of unloved children, just to make a killing from welfare checks, which they spend on illicit drugs, sleazy clothing, and tasteless movies. Unspeakably worthless trash but for the promise of giving Rush Limbaugh heart palpitations!
Featuring backwoods babes relocating to NYC for new job opportunities in the service industry, this hot new drama sizzles with the nonstop energy of 'hos on the go! Dizzying camera angles and edgy pay-up-now-or-face-my-pimp scenes prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that city + gritty + titty = sure hit-y!
THE VICE IS RIGHT
Get a load of this zippy new game show - what a treat! When presented with test subjects in various states of intoxication, contestants must guess the vices used to attain each state!
Don't miss this laff-a-minute sitcom featuring a zany ex-con lesbian who gets into one wacky situation after another spreading sexual diseases and disseminating pro-abortion propaganda, all the while getting her cheap kicks and petty cash from occasional liquor-store holdups.
IN-LAW AND BOARDER
This dark drama brings you all the seediness of those struggling to pay their unbelievably inexpensive expenses! The first half explores the perils of the inconveniently-overextended family, while the second half probes the dangers of living with a complete stranger - usually one who smokes copious amounts of crack and owns several meticulously sharpened knives! This shocking series is adroitly redefining the term "low-rent"!
Next... More eruptions for the Hack and the Fish!