THE URBAN HIPSTER MANTRA EQUATION!

Are you noticing a pattern yet? That's right, you can do anything you want, and still claim the moral and cultural high ground! Convenient, no?

 

THE BASIC FORMULA

Step 1: Pick something you like! -OR- Pick something you don't like!

 

Step 2: Pick some glib, empty, or ironic rationalization for why you like or don't like it!

 

Step 3: Indulge in the thing you like, all the while admitting to its inherent lameness while explaining your special stance that makes liking of said thing A-OK with hipster friends and potential lovers! Dismiss the thing you don't like with a wave of the hand and a scornful, "Yuck!"

 
 

OTHER GOOD EXAMPLES!

 
 

Next week ... Learn all about the Urban Hipster "Value" System: Why being young and hip means never having to say you're sorry!

 
 

 

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