GAY PLAY

Parents of children at Brigham Elementary in Utah were outraged at the schools propagation of pro-gay ideology. It seems that, due to an overabundance of girls when a kindergarten class acted out "Farmer in the Dell," some of the girls played the Farmer and choose another girl during the line "The farmer takes a wife."

Wayne Perkins, parent: "It's like dragging those innocent children down into a ditch." [Possibly Apocryphal AP Story]

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