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FAMILY CIRCLE JERK

Subject: Keane vs. Colon

Y'know, you should really fire Terry Colon and try to get Bill Keane (of Family Circus fame) working for you. Think of all the wacky things you could do: warm family moments involving a Suck staff member and one of their deceased invisible relatives, knee slapping "it happens in my family too" moments and, of course, a zany picture that lets you follow a Suck staff member doing a bunch of pointless things ending in a punch line that is more than a slight let down.

Rae
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