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"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 7 May 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

 
 
 

Filler: 05.07.97
 

CELEBRATING ONE FULL YEAR OF FULFILLMENT FROM FILLER!

In honor of Filler's one-year anniversary, we dedicate this week's column to those who've taken the time to write in praise or in rage. Without you, the responsive reader, Polly just couldn't get up in the morning, let alone sit in this fucking office trying to dream up funny shit with only coffee and a lifetime of resentment and frustration to guide her.

So thank you, gentle reader! Today is your day to shine!

 

BORED MOTIVATION

Subject: Make me famous

Hi, my life is very boring and I was wondering if you can make me famous. Can you please do a piece about me in Filler so I can become famous?

Thanks,
Jason

 

Sure, Jason. We applaud your boredom, and your desire to be famous. Every healthy teenager should have such all-American desires. After all, boredom is responsible for almost every notable pop cultural phenomenon...

 

 

Oops. There's no space for your cartoon now, Jason. Sorry!

 

Next... What's wrong with fresh basil?

 
 
 


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