S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 23 April 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 

 
 
 

Filler: 04.23.97
 

THE GREAT WEB WIPEOUT IS UPON US!

Part 2: Facing the Music!

Unemployment is nice and all, but eventually you're going to have to face facts and get a job. But, with a background in new media, what are you qualified to do? Read on!

 

BACK TO LIFE, BACK TO REALITY!

Translate your New-Media Job into its Real-World Equivalent using this handy chart!

 

Please note: Just as you suspected, the only offline promotions available to those in the new media world are for ad salespeople, who could successfully run for president, among other things. Everyone else is screwed. Good luck!

 

Next ... Testing the boundaries of nepotism!

 
 
 


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