UNEMPLOYMENT: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY!
Seize the day! Think of all the super-fun activities you can engage in, now that you have no job! This is your big chance to ...
Catch up on lost sleep!
Drink too much!
Refamiliarize yourself with bad TV!
Empathize with your unemployed "colleagues"!
Pick up bad habits!
Most importantly, wallow in self-pity!
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