THE JOYS OF REVELLING IN WORTHLESSNESS!
Now that you're unemployed, you must embrace your unique position in society - namely, at the bottom of the heap. While it might pain some of those in the higher income brackets to free-fall from their previous status, there's a certain freedom and anonymity provided by total destitution and shame.
Experience the exhilarating rush of emptiness, feel that invigorating flood of humiliation and worthlessness! When you get another job and your responsibilities return, you may feel more stable, but you'll lose that certain feckless, fancy-free feeling that only failure furnishes.
This simple comparison chart should help you reframe your thoughts on being unemployed.
Do you really have a right to complain? We don't think so. Remember, it pays to look on the bright side of things ... though, uh, not very well.
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