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"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 12 March 1997. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
 
 
 
 

Filler: 03.12.97
 

EASY TARGET #1: CAMILLE PAGLIA

You're not lecherous, you're polygamous!

[Source: Camille Paglia's column in Salon, 2/18/97]

"Dear Camille, I am dogged with desire everywhere I go.... How do I tell [my wife], a traditional Judeo-Christian, that I believe I'm polygamous? This is something I believe will never change, and I want it to be a positive thing."

 
 

Camille responds: "Let's give polygamy a try! It will solve the day-care dilemma, divide housekeeping and driving chores, and offer a safety net during family illness and in the vulnerable period before and after childbirth.... "

 
 

"By providing a nubile, at-home bedmate, polygamy will also end one of the cruelest practices of Divorce Unlimited, USA: middle-aged men dumping their long-sacrificing, menopausal, and non-recyclable first wives to start again with a glitzy trophy wife."

 
 

"Under polygamy, the No. 1 Wife RULES! She takes revenge for her crow feet and cellulite by bossing around the vapid bimbettes whom her husband hornily humps but can't talk to."

 
 
 
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