EASY TARGET #1: CAMILLE PAGLIA
You're not lecherous, you're polygamous!
[Source: Camille Paglia's column in Salon, 2/18/97]
"Dear Camille, I am dogged with desire everywhere I go.... How do I tell [my wife], a traditional Judeo-Christian, that I believe I'm polygamous? This is something I believe will never change, and I want it to be a positive thing."
Camille responds: "Let's give polygamy a try! It will solve the day-care dilemma, divide
housekeeping and driving chores, and offer a safety net during family illness and in the
vulnerable period before and after childbirth.... "
"By providing a nubile, at-home bedmate, polygamy will also end one of the cruelest practices of Divorce Unlimited, USA: middle-aged men dumping their long-sacrificing, menopausal, and non-recyclable first wives to start again with a glitzy trophy wife."
"Under polygamy, the No. 1 Wife RULES! She takes revenge for her crow feet and cellulite
by bossing around the vapid bimbettes whom her husband hornily humps but can't talk to."
NEXT... MEET THE
HARBINGER OF INTERNET DOOM!