PARANOIA, DYSLEXIA ON THE RISE!
Are you paranoid, dyslexic, both, or neither? Take this here quiz
and find out!
1. When you see a grassy knoll, what do you do?
a) Lay in the sun and take a nap. Mmm.
b) Hit the deck!
c) Turn the page. I hate Sassy polls.
d) I'd never smoke grass with a troll! Those fuckers are mean when
2. A guy in black is tagging along after you. What does he want?
a) A date.
b) To debrief me after my recent abduction, but I'm not talking!
c) Who doesn't tell a lie in the sack after shagging?
d) I'd never get high on crack, no matter how fucking strong -
it's a tool of the CIA!
3. Who is from Mars?
b) Little green men
c) Ric Ocasek
d) Big drunk men
4. What does The Man need from you?
a) About 28% of my annual income.
b) Control of my brain! An accomplice to His wrath of terror and
c) The hand feeds me very little, but I still won't bite it.
d) The van speeds away from me because they know I'll blow the
whistle on their little operation.
6. You're hearing crazy voices in your head. What's their purpose?
a) To make sure I get done with my laundry before ER comes on.
b) To control me, just like They control everyone who's on that
c) Since I stopped drinking, I don't make hazy choices in bed.
d) The spirit of Crazy Horse is ~never~ dead, and he'll repay the
white man's treachery in kind.
All As = Normal
All Bs = Paranoid
All Cs = Dyslexic
All Ds = Paranoid and Dyslexic