S U C K

"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
for 26 December 1996. Updated every WEEKDAY.
The Sucksters Predict

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In 1997, much brainpower and

capital will be expended

developing blurry, jerky video

for the Internet, ignoring the

full-motion, full-color video

device often referred to as a

"TV."
courtesy of the Sucksters