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Saturation Posturing It's a simple mantra, to back a simple concept: 1% of the U.S.
population owns 40% nation's wealth. Need to pay for schools, roads, police? Get the folks with the stash to cough up the cash. Tax the Rich. Fuck trickle-down and its bastard offspring, the flat tax. Aren't we all tired of hearing about the need for increased capital gains tax cuts? Who are they fooling? Tax the Rich. The Tax the Rich campaign is the next wave in underground, media-savvy politics: pretend as if you're promoting another rock band. Sell the brand. Put up posters. Or, in the case of Tax the Rich, have a lot of people put up posters that say
"Tax The Rich" February 18. Why February 18? So it can be a "media event", two days before the New Hampshire primaries. Supplement your postering campaign with an actual plan or specific proposal? Never! Don't "aim to implement or advocate specific legislation": details, mere details! Instead, couch your posturing effort in such terms as "empower[ing]... campaign participants." We will smother them with our wheatpaste! "Spray glue, tape and stapler in your pack, posters hot off the xerox clenched in your teeth. A car goes by. Darkness leaves and returns. Find a smooth clean wall and lay it up. Dim lit alley to your right, throw up two. Dull thuds crisp across the street as friendly staples hit their mark. Spray. Press. Spray. Press. You run just for the thrill of it." Tax the Rich calls its planned effort "saturation postering": more than just a bunch of people putting up posters, it's going to be a news-worthy "action". As if a little more urban graffiti will really be front page news: how many column inches can a reporter expect to glean from a three-word slogan? If Tax the Rich's rhetoric has you bitten by the postering bug, though, think about it: why have
taxes at all? at that one. Or, if that's too radical for you, you could always poster "No New Taxes" on bus stops everywhere. Get it? Read our posters. No new taxes. courtesy of Guy Deboredom
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