"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun"
Could ReBoot be the greatest
Saturday morning cartoon ever
made? How the hell would I know?
From what I've heard, it's on
sometime between 9 and 10 in the
morning (and like a bargain-
basement Naomi Campbell, I
don't get out of bed before
noon for less than twenty bucks.)
[Duke being a technophobe, his
porn box - er, VCR - unceasingly
blinks 12:00 - Dunderhead]
Maybe if I had a bit more in
common with all those
Tick-heads, I could pull it off.
It's not a motivational problem -
my curiosity was peaked from day
one, and recent net surfing has
only heightened my interest.
With entirely computer-generated
animation, a character designer
best known for his drug-addled
comics imagery, and a vaguely
premise, what more could a 20th
century media consumer possibly
How about some impressively
tactics for the kiddies?
[From the official Reboot
Hi. It's me, Dot. I'm glad you could duck away from Enzo for a Nanosecond. This is supposed to be a surprise and it's so hard to keep anything from him. He's such an energetic sprite! As you must know from our adventures in "Talent Night", it's Enzo's birthday and I've planned some very special events. Even though you can't be at the party in person (view it on your own vidwindow!) you can still make your presence felt. This is Enzo's birthday card and I'm hoping to get all of his new friends to sign it. Don't forget to tell Enzo all about yourself, that boy has a Syquest-sized thirst for data!
I love it.
Expect similar demographic
research techniques from Suck in
the near future.
courtesy of the Duke of URL